Sunday, April 5, 2009

KISSING HOPS WITH OPEN MOUTH


for the record: i fumbled my way through a 12-pack of schlitz, with the help of felix landry, this past weekend. and it was good. and it made me feel as classy and upper-crust as the schmoe in that pic up there. and i do not regret giving my tastebuds to schlitz or for asking the kiss-of-the-hops into my gullet. if you like corn, you'll like schlitz. if you like smooching slight hints of hops, you'll like schlitz. if you like purchasing 12 beers for the price of 6, you'll like schlitz. if the current economic depression is depressing you but you'd rather stop eating food than drinking lagers, then ask schlitz into your gullet as well. you will thank me and milwaukee.

6 comments:

  1. apparently drinking schlitz and eating bologna sandwiches in the middle of the night used to be in vogue. this guy was keeping secrets from his doctor.

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  2. wait'll you hear what he was keeping from his wife. ooooh!

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  3. if i'm supposed to "move up" to Schlitz, then what kind of toilet piss do they think i've been drinking?

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  4. Hamster, I think you already know, but I am a Schlitz fan and I will be proud to stand next to you and defend her beauty. Sadly, the new recipe that comes in a bottle has lost all of the lushes "kisses" that made us first fall in love with her golden locks and her ability to complement the nicest of frisbee golfing days. I have not been able to find my kissing lass in a can around the KC area do to the push of the bottled version, which may look sexier in her taller, bronzer look, but when it's called "Schlitz in a Can" then you expect Schlitz in a can.

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